As I was doing my daily Google search of “hate+pittsburgh penguins” to see if someone had doctored photos of the face of Sidney Crosby on a crying infant’s body so I didn’t have to, I stumbled upon this laughable list of “justifiable” reasons Pittsburgh has to hate Philadelphia.

They’re still unable to get over, and I wasn’t aware they even cared about hockey before Crosby entered the league, a goal they scored on themselves in 1979 to help the Flyers continue their epic 35-game winning streak. Honestly this list is pretty weak. As Philadelphia fans, we’re experts on displeasure. So allow me to try and help you out Pittsburgh with a list of my own.

5 Actual Reasons for Pittsburgh to hate Pittsburgh

1. Your own quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger, nearly killed himself in the off-season while riding his motorcycle without a helmet.
2. You paid Big Ben to stick around for 8 more years drunk pictures and motorcycle accidents for a cool price of $102 million.
3. The Pittsburgh Pirates haven’t even been a .500 team since…wait for it…1992.
4. Your hockey team, and city were featured in a ridiculous rip off of Die Hard.
5. The Penguins are 0-3 against the Flyers in playoff series. By the way the last time the Penguins went up 2-0 on the Flyers, this happened…
   

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